is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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