dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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