i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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