Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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