Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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