I must be too annoying 4 u.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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