hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
