HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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