Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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