did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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