Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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