Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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