Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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