Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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