What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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