Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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