she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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