The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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