I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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