he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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