I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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