and you said cock pushups were impossible
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
