JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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