dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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