i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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