There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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