Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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