he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Holy sore nipples Batman
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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