So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
