i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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