Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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