I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I love you.
Bad choice
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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