Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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