jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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