Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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