it was like eating out sand paper
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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