Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
