am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just had sex bonerless
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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