smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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