so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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