How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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