But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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