I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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