I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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