can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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