I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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