butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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