they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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