Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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