why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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