ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
