I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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