God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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